For pet owners ( special thanks to whom may have wrote this)
"To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - pet nose height...
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
And, to pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it "fur"niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, they are an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children"
L'amour est avant tout don de soi ( Henry David Thoreau)
Trois allumettes une a une allumees dans la nuit,
La premiere pour voir ton visage tout entier,
La seconde pour voir tes yeux,
La derniere pour voir ta bouche,
Et l'obscurite tout entiere pour me rappeller de tout cela en te serrant dans mes bras.
Il n'y a pas de remede a l'amour que d'aimer davantage
(Jacques Prevert)
C'est trop bien de faire la chose que mourir d'amour
(Jean Anouilh)
J'ai reve tellement fort de toi,
J'ai tellement marche,
Tellement parle,
Qu'il ne me reste plus rien de toi.
Il me reste a etre ombre parmi les ombres,
D'etre cent fois plus ombre que l'ombre,
D'etre l'ombre qui viendra et reviendra
Dans ta vie ensoleillee.
(Robert Desnos)
Notre coeur est un instrument incomplet
Une lyre ou il manque des cordes, et ou nous sommes forces
de rendre les accents de la joie sur le ton consacre aux soupirs.
(F.R. de Chateaubriand- Rene 1802)
J'ai trop vu, trop senti, trop aime dans la vie,
Je viens chercher vivant le calme du Lethe,
Beaux lieux soyez pour moi, ces bords ou l'on oublie:
L'oubli seul desormais est ma felicite.
(Alphonse de Lamartine- Meditations Poetiques- "Le Vallon" 1820)
Il y a deux choses qui me font jouir: le ciel etoile audessus de ma tete et la loi morale en moi.
(Kant)
All we have to fear it's fear itself
(Roosevelt)
Nu de moarte ma cutremur ci de eternitatea sa.
(Vlahuta)
Je meurs dans ta cendre et tu vis dans ma flamme.
(Tristan L'Hermite)
Uneori mai poetizez si eu ...
De-ai fi tu oceanul meu
As fi eu lumina soarelui arzand
Sau un vant cutreierand imaginea sacra a visului tau.
De-ai fi tu doar pentru o clipa trestia ce plange usor
Pe malul apei, plutind de dor,
As fi eu poate dragostea ce se-nfiripa odata cu amurgul trecator.
De-ai fi tu luna de pe cer
As fi eu poate, o secunda,
Cometa ce te mangaie plapanda
Ca dulcele iubirii efemer.
Noi doi eram ca doua astre paralele, ca doua focuri arzand
Noi doi eram o lume plansa si dureroasa ce inca pluteste in eterul albastru
Noi doi lumina din dragoste si dragoste din chin
Noi doi ca o chitara ce plange un apus
Noi doi ca o vioara ce lacrimeaza-n vis
Noi doi... Ce sentiment puternic! Ce voce fara limite... fara cuvinte,
Ca un acord mut ce pulseaza pe veci vrand sa renasca.
Doar visele ne apropie iubirea mea desarta si rece...
Doar dorul, mult prea adanc ca sa-l mai pot rosti...
Ai fost acel inefabil dulce amar
Ce se duce purtat de val atunci cand sufletul se spala
Prin lacrimi, durere si suspine.
Ma pierd in noapte si uit de mine
Alerg pe catifelatul infinit al sufletului meu ce mii de ori a fost calcat de tine.
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